Wednesday, September 05, 2007

i'm leaving for the airport in about 26 hours.
GAH.

kenya ho?


[] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[] You keep track of dates using a calender
[x] You own more than one credit card
[] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You do your own laundry
[ ] You vote every election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are exciting
[x] Your parents have better things to say than your friends

Total: 4

[ ] You show up for school/college/work early
[ ] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
[ ] You've never gotten a detention
[x] You have never smoked a cigarette
[ ] You have never gotten completely trashed
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You've watched talk shows
[x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
[ ] You drink coffee at least once a week

Total: 8

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] My parents trust me
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[x] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
[ ] You remember to water the plants
[x] You study when you have to
[x] You pay attention at school/college
[ ] You remember to feed your pets

Total: 15

[x] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[ ] You work out on a regular basis
[x] You clean up your own mess
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] You have gained weight since middle/high school
[ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type quickly

Total: 19

[ ] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a tupperware party
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[ ] Most of all your friends are older than you are
[x] You can say no to staying out all night
[x] You use the internet every day
[ ] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
[x] You can read a book and actually finish it

Total: 22

Then put in the title - "I am getting married when I am __" -- TWENTY TWO?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.
sure. korean guy with green eyes, here i come!

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